Before summer's gone, some awards for its films

Summer cinema season – where you think you're going, baby? We listened to Carly Rae Jepsen, we did. All summer long. We watched "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" – and watched it online.

But we talked movies – a cultural conversation driven by a hilarious hulk, an ironic Iran Man, a Dark Knight feared by Limbaugh, a talking/ pot-smoking teddy bear and magic boys who strip.

Summer's over. And this is crazy. But here are some winners – Sum-Oscars, baby.

Best pictures: "Killer Joe." Southern Gothic, searing, sexual and scandalous. The Matthew McConaughey Decade continues. And "Beasts of the Southern Wild" seems even more timely during hurricane season.

Worst pictures: I'd say "Apparition," but they weren't even trying. "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter?" Seriously, how was this not going to suck? And "That's My Boy." Yup, Andy Samberg. There's your future – Adam Sandler.

Movie of the summer: "Marvel's The Avengers" was everything a comic book movie should be – big, broad, and loads of fun. Fangirls and fanboys worship writer-director Joss Whedon. And well they should. $1.5 billion in tickets sold worldwide.

Best kids movie: A lot of daughterless movie critics didn't get "Brave." But a lot of little girls, and a few of their movie-critic dads, did.

Best romance: "Ruby Sparks" didn't have a lot of competition, and not everybody got onto its wavelength, but this fantasy romance was sunny, silly and downright deep.

Biggest surprise: "Magic Mike," a down-and-dirty hit from Steven Soderbergh, a career exoneration for Channing Tatum. And finally, Matthew McConaughey can take his shirt off for a good reason.

Best indie film: "Beasts of the Southern Wild." Everything a no-budget film should be – poetic, compelling, with a vivid sense of place.

Biggest indie hit: "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" reached the under-served over-60 audience to the tune of $45 million.

Bloodiest: "The Expendables 2," and it wasn't even close. Hey, you pack all those moth-eaten '80s action "heroes" onto one screen, each has to have his own body count.

Biggest letdowns: "Rock of Ages" wasted a great, boozy Tom Cruise turn. And "Dark Shadows" found its audience – it was just older and smaller than Johnny Depp/Tim Burton are used to.

Worst movie everybody saw: "Ted." It's a pot-smoking potty-mouthed stuffed toy, people. What, is it for folks who found "The Hangover" too mature?

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