One remarkable thing about Gov. Jerry Brown's trip to China this past week is that, for a governor who can be difficult to keep on schedule, it was largely a logistical success.
With one minor exception: getting Mike Rossi to dinner at Duck de Chine.
One night last week, Brown was dining at the Beijing restaurant when a text went out that he was looking for Rossi, his unpaid senior jobs adviser.
Rossi was miles away, his 6-foot-2, 210-pound frame between two reporters in the back seat of a cab.
A mix-up had sent Rossi and several other members of Brown's trade mission to the wrong restaurant a second, considerably less famous Duck de Chine.
Back at the hotel, Rossi's deputy thought they still could catch up to Brown.
Rossi ordered a car, and he and the deputy piled in. Twenty minutes later, the scenery began to look familiar. They pulled out a map. The driver glanced at it and nodded confidently, though the map was upside down.
Once more, Rossi had been delivered to the same, wrong Duck de Chine.
The driver's cellphone rang, emitting an otherworldly sound.
The 69-year-old former bank executive started laughing.
"You can't get upset about these things," he said.
THE STATE WORKER
The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has scheduled a strike vote for the University of California hospital employees it represents. According to a news release, AFSCME Local 3299 will hold the vote for three days starting April 30. The union's 13,000 members at UC's five medical centers have been without a contract since October.
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ASSEMBLYWOMAN TONI ATKINS, San Diego Democrat, via Twitter