Current films are reviewed each week to provide parents a guide to decide what may be appropriate to younger viewers
Rating: PG-13 for crude and sexual content, and language
What it’s about: Two single parents and their kids collide and sort of bond while on vacation in Africa.
The kid attractor factor: Adam Sandler slapstick, snot-nosed kid jokes, cute teens, bathroom humor.
Good lessons / bad lessons: “You’ve got to show up for your kids” and “Being a man means dealing with what’s in front of you.”
Violence: Accidents, nothing injurious.
Language: Scattered bits of profanity
Sex: Toilet jokes, rhinos do what comes (digitally) naturally, cleavage ogling, innuendo.
Drugs: A little wine, here and there.
Parents’ advisory: Sandler’s “family-friendly” films aren’t as family-friendly as advertised. Juvenile, yes, but unsuitable for 8-and-below.
Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of destruction, mayhem and creature violence
What it’s about: Mankind’s nuclear ambitions awaken beasts that thrive on radiation, including Godzilla, King of the Monsters.
The kid attractor factor: Godzilla, scary in a kind of cuddly way, making mayhem in San Francisco.
Good lessons / bad lessons: The natural order seeks balance, even in monsters
Violence: Yes, lots of death and destruction, some of it immediate and personal
Language: Shockingly clean, considering what’s going down and the casting of Bryan Cranston.
Sex: None, despite the presence of Elizabeth Olsen.
Parents’ advisory: Closer to the cute, kid-friendly Godzilla films of the ‘60s than the more horrific installments in this franchise – OK for 10-and-up.
A Million Ways To Die In The West
Rating: R for strong crude and sexual content, language throughout, some violence and drug material
What it’s about: A meek sheep rancher is tested by the living conditions, the women and men with guns in the Old West.
The kid attractor factor: Seth MacFarlane, the “Family Guy” and “Ted” rude/crude animation king.
Good lessons / bad lessons: Adults don’t settle arguments with violence, but there weren’t many adults in the Old West.
Violence: Shootings, a goring, dismemberment, etc.
Language: Profane just to be profane.
Sex: Discussed more explicitly than it is demonstrated.
Drugs: Mushrooms, pot and booze. And a cigarette.
Parents’ advisory: As sophomoric as the humor is, this isn’t for kids under 13, unless you want to hear bodily function jokes repeated around the house, ad nauseum.