Possible new jobs for former Saints defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, who was fired after the team allowed 514 yards in a loss to the Redskins:
▪ A starring role in a new reality series “Rob the Bounty Hunter”
▪ If Peter Jackson can scratch together another “Lord of the Rings” movie, he could introduce a new character, Frobo.
▪ The WWE is always looking for big guys with long hair.
▪ Defensive coordinator for Slitherin’s quidditch team.
▪ Someone is going to have to shovel snow from Rex Ryan’s driveway in western New York.