We take you now - live! - to My58TV's Richard Sharp for a breaking story.
That's breaking as in cracking, itching skin. Yes, it's another installment of "Is it 'The Daily Show With Jon Stewart' or a wacky local TV news story?" This time, My58TV led its 10 p.m. newscast on Tuesday night with an earnest-sounding Sharp reporting on how our rainless January has made us reach for the hand cream.
This just in: SACRAMENTANS FORCED TO GO WITHOUT OIL OF OLAY!!!
Yup, John Richards of the Arden Pharmacy told Sharp that they're sold out. Oh, the humanity.
We especially love this woman's baffled sound bite: "I didn't know what was going on, but our whole family has been itching like crazy."
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