There's a great audio clip, courtesy of the blog Lost Remote, sending up local TV news "teases" during sweeps months - or, heck, any time.
This satire comes close, but doesn't quite eclipse real teases we've heard in Sacramento, led, of course, by Channel 13.
My fave: Channel 3's now-classic "Cat Stuck in a Tree" (below).
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