It takes a very special beauty contestant to maintain her poise while also decomposing and craving flesh.
The Sacramento Horror Film Festival will honor such exceptional women at its "Zombie Beauty Contest" Friday night. Mike Hampton, author of the "Hot Zombie Chicks" comic book, will serve as emcee and pose questions to each contestant.
"The contestants should answer in a zombie way," says Tim Meunier, founder of the Sacramento Horror Film Festival, running tonight through Sunday at the Colonial Theatre on Stockton Boulevard.
In other words, "world peace" remains the appropriate response to any question posed on-stage, just as it does in other beauty contests. In this case, however, this message should be delivered in a monotone while staring blankly into the middle distance.
The 2009 contest features a returning favorite in Sacramento actress Stephanie Hyden ("Monster From Bikini Beach"). Named top zombie beauty at the 2007 and 2008 Sac Horror Film Festivals, Hyden will face a round of newcomers who want a piece of her.
"I really go for entertaining the audience," said Hyden, 24, explaining her past success. While on-stage, Hyden said, one must look "as if you are always thinking about your next meal."
Her first time out, Hyden sported a "secretary outfit" and had her body airbrushed to create a veins-a-poppin' look. Last year, she wore a short 1980s prom dress accessorized by zombie-bleak contact lenses. Her 2009 ensemble, she promises, will be "something nobody else will wear."
Contestants will be judged on their lack of intelligence as well as on their ability to mix Karo syrup and red food coloring. Both genders are welcome to compete.
"It's more about the overall presentation of yourself as a zombie," Meunier said. "It's who is the most beautiful zombie, and that can be a guy."
If the most stunning flesh eater of 2009 turns out to be male, he will enjoy a $300 gift certificate to Fallen Angel Tattoo - and an appearance in the pages of the Hot Zombie Chicks comic.
Sure, that second part might be awkward. But if there's one thing a zombie knows, it is how to do awkward.
Sacramento Horror Film Festival information
WHAT: The festival, in its third year, includes feature-length and short films, celebrity appearances and musical performances. Highlights: 7 p.m. tonight: "Lobotronic," a collection of vintage/odd 16-millimeter film clips hosted by TV horror host Mr. Lobo and companion The Queen of Trash;8 p.m. Friday, "Zombie Beauty Contest," followed by the inbred-in-bred hillbilly horror film "Albino Farm," which will be accompanied by a Q&A with cast and crew, including pro wrestler Chris Jericho; 8 p.m Sunday: A zombie-heavy short-film program, followed by the 1980 serial-killer film "Maniac," with a live commentary by director William Lustig
WHERE: Colonial Theatre, 3522 Stockton Blvd., Sacramento
COST: $10 for individual shows; Friday pass, $20; Saturday pass, $28; Sunday pass, $25. $50 all-festival pass -- will have in blog but not hereTickets available at the Colonial box office and at R5 Records, 16th and Broadway, Sacramento